19 Apr 2014 23:57 | 1 note | Reblog
Aurchghfh my right hand feels like it’s eating itself from the inside out

this is new

19 Apr 2014 22:13 | 6 notes | Reblog
And they’re naming their second child SEBASTIAN which even without the dragon age connotations I apply so quickly is one of MY MOST FAVORITE NAMES EVER

He might be Sebastian Pierre [Last Name Redacted] because the mom’s dad’s name is Pierre and she’s quite close to him

their son now has brilliant blue eyes I hope tiny new sunfish-child Sebastian will too

but he’ll speak in French, not in a brogue

hehe gonna melt all the hearts when he’s older

19 Apr 2014 22:01 | 4 notes | Reblog

Sometimes I look at their picture on the fridge and wonder how I can be related to such beautiful vivacious rainbows

19 Apr 2014 21:45 | 3 notes | Reblog
dalishmarshmallow: This is ATTRACTIVE WHITE FAMILY? Wow, how awesome is that?

- hey why do you think they’re Attractive White Family

their beautiful perfect faces? Well yes of course yes what perfect unicorn genes they have

but also GOOD PEOPLE unicorns

19 Apr 2014 21:40 | 8 notes | Reblog
So I learned today that my cousin’s son’s favorite color is pink and he likes getting his nails painted and the parents are cool with it

/sheds single tear/ good

19 Apr 2014 20:31 | 1 note | Reblog
foxghost said: candy melts (wilton) - heat in the microwave 10 seconds at a time, stir. …don’t overheat beyond 120F. at body temp, it stays pliable. /what other tidbits hehhhahhh too much 8D

- oh I have no idea, all?

19 Apr 2014 20:26 | 2 notes | Reblog
dalishmarshmallow replied to your post: Yes. It’s light and shimmers and glows in the dark. It’s only evident on Knox when he’s not in human form.

- imagine the whole court at night, all twinkling and softly illuminated

- ‘cept Etienne only has eyes for how the shimmer plays upon Knox’s skin

19 Apr 2014 20:17 | 2 notes | Reblog
foxghost replied to your post: karmasutra makes a line of flavoured edible body powders that shimmer and actually taste good called Honey Dust. other areas: heated candy melts.

- oooooh fuuuuun! And heated candy melts - heated by body heat or…?

makes me wonder what other tips and tidbits you have

19 Apr 2014 20:06 | 3 notes | Reblog
dalishmarshmallow said: You just need to make sure the icing tube is actually in the picture, preferably squirting as a double entendre or something.

-/plops onto ever-increasing pile of smut to draw

19 Apr 2014 20:01 | 3 notes | Reblog
foxghost said: i’ve tried everything once *wise old voice* nothing STICKY in that area unless you want accidental waxing or actually able to get it all off k. recommend: honeydust. flavoured lube. no actual food.

- hmmm all very good points

what about other areas? Hands and throats or something but not down below

also…what is honeydust?